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Publishers use these marks when books are returned to them. My collectionabout 30 books was inherited from a number of older boys.

Remainder Mark - A remainder mark is usually a small black line or dot written with a felt tip pen or Sharpie on the top, bottom, side page edges and sometimes on the UPC symbol on the back of the book. Mad magazine paperbacks consumed hours of my grade school attention.

If excessively worn, they will be marked as "tray worn."

Flat trays for SPI games are not graded, and have the usual problems.If excessively worn, they will be marked as "card worn." The cardboard backing of miniature packs is not graded.In most cases, boxed games and box sets do not come with dice.Due to the nature of loose counters, if a game is unplayable it may be returned for a refund of the purchase price. Boardgame counters are punched, unless noted.Major defects and/or missing components are noted separately.I also remember all those paperback copies of Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions and other compilations he authored. Used to check out the back issues at the library and those fold-ins were already well worn. Example, EX+ is an item between Excellent and Near Mint condition. Even though I probably haven’t read Mad Magazine in 25 years, I still remember his signature on the illustrations. A "plus" sign indicates that an item is close to the next highest condition.When only one condition is listed, then the box and contents are in the same condition. Columbia University celebrates the life and career of cartoonist AL JAFFEE, creator of the MAD Magazine Fold-in, with a panel discussion in honor his.

MAD MAGAZINE STUPID ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS CODE

Boxed items are listed as "code/code" where the first code represents the box, and the second code describes the contents.Even yours truly occasionally finds himself on the receiving end of these rib ticklers. Yes, life happens and life has more than its fair share of stupid questions. Then there are these classics: Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb? When was the War of 1812? When will the Beatles reunite? Hoping for an answer to these questions makes as much sense as getting milk from a bull. New American Library, 1968 - American wit and humor, Pictorial - 192 pages. When “MAD magazine” artist Al Jaffee celebrated his 92nd birthday, a colleague asked, “Is this your 92nd birthday?” Jaffee replied, “No, it’s only my 29th birthday. Al Jaffees Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

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While watching her husband burn his mouth on her homemade soup, a housewife asked, “Is the soup too hot?” After catching his breath, the husband replied, “It’s hard to tell with a mouth full of seared flesh.” Al Jaffe, the storied cartoonist who created two staple features of Mad magazine, the Fold-In and Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, died Monday, April 10, The New York Times. “Fortunately, you pierced a very unimportant part of my heart,” he replied. Snappy Answer 2: No I’m practicing to be a water sprinkler. “Did I hurt you?” she asked the man as the man clutched his chest in pain. Stupid Question: Is it raining Snappy Answer 1: No, I rode home in a water truck. Then there is a woman who, while waiting for the bus in the pouring rain, accidentally jabbed the man standing next to her in the chest with the tip of her umbrella.

“Is this quicksand?” one man asked to which the other guy replied, “Nope, it’s yummy vanilla pudding and I can’t wait for it to reach my mouth.” A story about two men sinking in quicksand is one example. one. When a neighbor asked, “Are you moving?” Engvall replied, “Nope, we just box up our stuff once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes.”Įngvall’s comments got me thinking about some of the stupid - but entertaining - questions I have heard over the years. You’d see their sign and say, ‘Excuse me … never mind, I didn’t see your sign.’”Įngvall spoke about how he and his wife packed up their belongings in preparation for relocating to another state. mad magazine the idiotical Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions: Octopus Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, Al Jaffee, Aquarium, Octopus, Classic MAD. According to Engvall, “These people should wear signs that say ‘I’m stupid.’ That way you wouldn’t have to ask them anything.

Comedian Bill Engvall cornered the market on snappy comebacks for those who ask stupid questions.